Writins of Weakeyes Cody
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Call In The Wild @2002
The cowboy is uniquely American. He stands beside his horse, rope in hand battered and stained hat pushed back from his weathered brow, squinting into the distance as if searching for something and never quite knowing what it is, to take his place among our historic American icons. He is recognized the world over and his character has been formed by both Hollywood and history. But had it been left to the cowboy himself to tell his story, it would never have been told for he didn't consider himself worth much. He knew the hardships of living from the first day of his awareness until he could no longer pull himself into the saddle. He came from back there, stopping here for awhile before heading out yonder.
It was a cold windy day when Smokey Jack threw the saddle across the back of his long legged bay and jerked the cinch in place. He led him over to the porch to make mounting easier because his clothing compelled it. He was dressed for January in the Mojave Desert, and with a two and a half day ride ahead of him he wanted to be as warm as possible. Dropping his rump into the big Denver saddle he knee'd the bay into motion and struck an easy gait along the dusty road, his neckerchief snapping in the strong southwest wind. He wanted to make Cottonwood before nightfall.
Another three hours into his ride brought Jack in sight of Deadman's point. But his mind had turned from the anticipated good times in Colton, to things more pressing at the moment. The leftover chili he had eaten for breakfast had suddenly acquired an opinion of its own and his belly implored him to exonerate the condition. Problem being, the desert offers little opportunity for decent acquittal and this particular stretch of the trail offered even less than usual. While Jack's aspirations were set on reaching the shelter of the rocks in the distance, his body apprised him that this was not realistic. So sliding unwillingly from the saddle, he dropped the reins and cast anxiously about for a suitable place to conduct the matter at hand. But there was no suitable place. And Jack's grace period had suddenly expired.
It would be here where he stood or it would be discord. Tossing his gloves, his hands began to fly from unfastening his gunbelt to the buckle of his bandoleer, his coat and on to the spreading of his suspenders. Jack inhaled as he went for the buttons of his shirt because he knew his efforts were just beginning. He had slipped into his unionalls this morning and he would have to strip them away before the campaign could begin. His shirt was taken away by the wind as he began tearing at the buttons of his britches. The tops of his boots was as far as this operation could go. But now he could get at his unionalls and he did so with the gusto of a scalded bobcat.
Shrugging out of the tops of them he shoved them down mightily to join with the other obstructions lodged around his boots which by now were noteworthy. But Jack's dilemma wasn't done. His red flannel long johns had a single button located critically in a place where getting at it with cold hands was almost impossible and certainly improbable. So he acted as only he could, reaching back and with a hand on each side of that long slit he tore it open and dropped into a hunkered down position forthwith. And just as the portals of blessed relief were about to open he noticed that his clothing was all bunched around his ankles and directly in the proposed line of fire. grasping hysterically at the garments gathered there he saved all he could from the onslaught.